Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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