and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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