your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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