Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
