No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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