My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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