Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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