he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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