Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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