Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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