Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
they're like a gay fantastic four
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The ass gains better be worth it
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