Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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