Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
