but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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