If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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