Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She bit a glass in half.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We have so much sex to catch up on
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
