HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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