this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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