It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am spending my child support on dildos
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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