I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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