he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
