i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
PANTIES FOUND
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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