their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
soo... how was my night?
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