at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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