So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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