did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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