I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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