so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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