Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
