The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
