I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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