So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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