i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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