i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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