It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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