windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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