I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
honey bunches of taint.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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