I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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