my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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