somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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