Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
no more duck duck goose at the bar
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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