Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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