I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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