the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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