new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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