I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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