So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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