I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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