is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
do herpes really smell.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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