The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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