All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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