Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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