My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize